Everyone Is Making Jokes About Kim & Kanye After Taylor Swift Announced Reputation
YOU GUYS, TAYLOR SWIFT JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW ALBUM CALLED TODAY, AND I AM LOSING IT. I haven’t inhaled in 10 minutes. I don’t even know who I am anymore.
Needless to say, after presumably likewise not inhaling for 10 minutes, fans have taken to Twitter to start dragging Kim Kardashian and Kanye West following Taylor’s announcement. Severely, there are a billion tweets about Taylor Swift’s dragging Kim K and Yeezy. Everybody’s get jokes. Run figure.
Why is every goddamn person on Twitter abruptly a comedian when it comes to Taylor, Kim, and Kanye? Well, if you think back to a long time ago, when things were relatively simpler, but still infinitely f* cked up, you’ll recollect the Taylor, Kim, and Kanye drama of 2016, in which our lord and savior Kimberly Kardashian lowered a series of Snapchats~ disclosing~ Taylor for sort of, various kinds of, maybe lying about not knowing about Kanye’s lyrics mentioning her in his song “Famous.”
But alas, just when we saw the dust had reconciled, that grudges had been released, and that we could all focus on more important things, like the fact that Donald Trump appeared directly at the solar overshadow, Taylor Swift deleted her entire Instagram, posted three videos of a f* cking frightening snake, and announced a goddamn album. And of course, her fans are having a field day 😛 TAGEND
Are Kim and Kanye cowering in anxiety and currently fleeing the country to raise their children on a secluded farm in a European countryside now, all because Taylor Swift announced an album with a creepy serpent that may or may not be a dig at them? Unlikely.
You people, if I’m being completely honest , none of these people have a single thing to worry about. Kim, Kanye, and Taylor are literally all millionaires. They’re gonna do them. Can they just pay off my student loans and be done with all of this?
Anyway, Kim/ Kanye followers and T-Swift devotees, prep your troops, your ear lobes, and your Twitters, because Taylor’s firstly single off the album will be released on Aug. 24, which is TOMORROW NIGHT, according to the commission Instagram. Meanwhile, the entirety of will metaphorically hit you in the appearance on Nov. 10, 2017.
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Aug, 30, 2017
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