There’s A Lot Of Evidence Taylor Swift’s New Song Is About ‘Game Of Thrones’

Remember the time those actors in Braavos put on a play about the War Of Five Kings where they showed Ned Stark as a huge dumbass?

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Well then look at this 😛 TAGEND

Okay, so that isn’t like, exactly her life, but then you look at this line 😛 TAGEND

Umm…Cersei much? Or, after the last chapter, maybe a veiled threat at Sansa? Unclear. Then there is this pipeline which is CLEARLY about The Red Wedding 😛 TAGEND

Wow. Didn’t recognize Taylor also had beef with Walden Frey. Interesting.

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Of course, there’s one cable in particular that got followers hollering “A GIRL HAS NO NEW SINGLE !! ” as soon as they heard it 😛 TAGEND

Okay. So that is definitely about Arya Stark’s famous roll of people who she’s going to kill. Right !?! And obviously has us all speculating–does T Swizzle have a kill list? If so, who is on it? Kimye, patently. Then, depending on whether or not they actually make up at the VMAS, Katy Perry. Then…Calvin? Harry Styles? Jake Gyllenhaal? THE HOUND ?!?

Oh, and let’s not forget the whole “The old Taylor is dead” motif throughout the lyric video. Is this a gesture to Taylor’s recent develop as a Faceless Man? Was she being carried out of her apartment because she was on some kind of a Faceless Man mission? Is that why she was MIA all time? It’s all coming together.

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I mean, probs not, but I think we can all will be voting in favour of one thing: this theory is a fuckload more interesting than this song.